England v Portugal

Dude

Beckham totally sounds like Harry Potter. It's hilarious!

*twitches*

GOOOOOOOO(al) England! I want them to wiiiin!

Man, why is England playing so slow?

Way to fucking go Rooney. Dumbass. England loses, it'll be his fault for being such a damn dick and leaving his team in the lurch!

Okay, the thing I hate about soccer? All the fucking diva acting. God, Portugal is a bunch of whiney little bitches.

*whimpers* I can't taaaaaake it anymore!! Jesus, just SCORE a damn goal, England! They put in a freaking stork (Crouch)?

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK>!?!?!?!?!

*screams!*

HOW CAN YOU FUCKING LET THEM MISS TWICE AND NOT CAPITALIZE!!!! DAMN GERRARD AND DAMN LAMPARD.