Cameo

Did anyone else frikkin realize SIIIIR Richard Branson was one of the shuttle pilots in Superman Returns? Weird.

THINGS I HATE IN MOVIE THEATRES

1. People (usually MEN) who, instead of blowing their noses, try to inhale it all back up or something. GROSS. Just go and get a fucking kleenex already.

2. Anyone stupid enough to bring a baby or small child incapable of sitting still and quiet in a non-kids related movie. Worse yet? Bringing three of em. I was about to shit this idiotic family behind me. The theatre is no place to babysit your brats. Remember this and prosper. Or get my foot up your ass.