In the "Oh, no they di'n't!" category:

Wachowski Bros making live action film of Speed Racer. WTF?!

 

I mean...seriously. God, that's going to SUCK. It cold only succeed by admitting to its own campiness.

 

Christina Ricci as Trixie? Matthew Fox as Racer X? Oh LORD.

 

Anyone in Chicago-land remember the oversexed remix of the SpeedRacer theme that B96 put out back in the 90s?