i'm socially inept

more like social retard.

oh holy friggin mary. I just got asked out on a date. actually, the phraseology was "would you like to hang out some time?" but same diff.

my face is SO fucking red right now and I am just . . . *spazzzzzing*

OMFG.

I'm friggin 29 years old and I have all the social grace of a fucking 12 year old in her first training bra.

*thumps head down on table and proceeds to laugh hysterically*

Oh jesus. I DID NOT HAVE THE SLIGHTEST FUCKING CLUE THIS PERSON LIKED ME. Holy shit. I can't even really put it in here because WTF IF HE KNOWS MY BLOG? WHICH IS A DISTINCT POSSIBILITY.


In which case, I should really put on some semblance of cool. Yah.


That's me. Ms Cool as a Fucking Cucumber.