Saturday, June 30, 2007

Keep me

...it is a good thing I don't have a few hundred dollars to blow right now (or ever, really). I have tattoos on the brain like no one's business.

Besides the one I've been thinking of getting for a long time (the image from the Strength card in the Tarot of Prague deck), I also want something British-y and quite possibly, several other things.

People, I cannot look like a walking tattoo parlour. Someone talk some sense into me.

Speaking of the Brits: I am so very VERY glad no one has been killed or injured in the past couple days. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON? Jesus. I just don't get these fucked up Islamic freakshows. You know, if blowing yourself up to see the 72 so-called virgins (don't you think they're a little used by now? OR hell, wouldn't you rather have someone experienced? why not 72 hookers?) in your version of Valhalla or whatever-the-fuck is so GRAND, then why the hell aren't your little grand-Poobahs blowing themselves up or lighting themselves up like a Roman Candle?

The answer, you dumbasses, is because they brainwash you stupid idiots and because it means more goodies for them in the material world. Yes, I think us Western heathens have shat on you more than once or twice, but your "masters" aren't any better. THEY ARE JUST USING YOU.

So much for Bush and Co. making the world "safer". Four+ years of war with Iraq and we only have more people pissed as hell at us (and with reason in Iraq) and the people stupid enough to ally with Bush.

DEAD IS DEAD. YOU DON'T SEE ANY VIRGINS AFTERWARDS, AND YOU DON'T GET ANY SEX. EAT, DRINK, AND GET YOUR FUCKS IN NOW WHILE YOU'RE ALIVE.

Hugs and Kisses,

The Woman Who Thinks All Religions are Equally STOOPID.

3 comments:

Tickersoid said...

Terrorist attacks are a bit of an ill wind that blows no one any good really.

Don't get the tatoos.

They just say, "I'm not happy with who I am."

Hey Lady said...

Hrrm, well I like to think I'm fairly happy with my state of being. My point being with tattoos is that you should think long and carefully and choose something that is meaningful to you (and thus avoiding the inking of something stupid and inconsequential).

God. I get loquacious after a couple glasses of sangria....

Nicholas said...

Don't get tattoos! I never saw one that looked better than skin.

Dear Woman who thinks all religions.... Can I be in your gang?