Honest to God!

I had the WEIRDEST FREAKING PHONE CALL and I almost didn't pick it up. It was the local radio station. They're doing their "treasure chest" thing. You qualify, get a key, and if your key opens up the chest, you get the money ($5K).

 

I was a complete idiot. But like I knew it was these guys. The DJ says "Who is this?" And I'm like "Uh, who is THIS?"

 

"Check your caller ID." I check and thank god I know the number! I was like "XLC?"

 

I still don't know why *I* got called. He says I texted in for their qualifying thing on the 17th of September. I COMPLETELY DO NOT RECALL DOING SO. What the hell, though. It's an opportunity for $5,000! As they say, do not kick a gift horse in the mouth.

 

But wait...the greeks also infiltrated the Trojans with a horse.

 

Do I trust the horse? Do I not? I listened to the radio and I was on it. Sounding like a dork. So it is legit.

 

STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHY THEY CALLED ME.