Knitting

Ok, I am all thumbs at knitting. Knitting is a
goddamned bitch. I can get the initial stitches on for
the first row OK, and I get how to transfer them
between needles to create additional rows...

I am JUST SO SLOW. And klutzy. I don't have good
coordination holding both, moving the blank needle AND
moving the yarn around all at the same time.

GOD, crochet is so much easier. Fucking hell.